The Teen Geek

Can you imagine?  Looking up into the sky at the moon and seeing a huge Wal-Mart logo imprinted on it?  Sounds like only a bunch of assholes would even want to do something like that.  Well, we have more than a bunch. They’re over at Moon Publicity.  And what do they want to do? Turn the moon into an advertising campaign. Now I’m not head of the UN, but since when does Moon Publicity LLC own the moon?  Continue reading for more information on these morons…

Yeah, apparently they’re serious about this.  Read this quote from their website concerning bidding.

“Never in the history of advertising has the possibility of penetrating every market on Earth, reaching every person

on the planet, and touching them at emotional level only possible with the beauty of the moon on a starlit night, been

made available. Twelve billion eyeballs looking at your logo in the sky for several days every month for the next several

thousand years.

Patent pending Shadow Shaping technology can be yours. Exclusive transferable licensing is being made available for 44 regions

of the visible side of the Moon. Bidding begins on July 20, 2009, the 40th anniversary of man’s first step on the Moon. Bidding

will run for three months, closing on October 20, 2009. The winning bids will be announced in early November, 2009.

Don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity. Minimum bids start as low as $46,000 (USD). Receive a registration package by

filling out the form below”

I’m not too sure about this whole thing, it could turn out to be a huge hoax. However, if its not, you’re going to start seeing coupons staring down at you from space.

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